the myth of liebe grube

a cheap picture taken in a studio somewhere in the south of france, liebe grube is a mysterious woman that sends post-cards to people claiming to be their "little cousin sarah." once, when liebe grube's photo was scanned into a duel printer-scanner-fax machine, she continued making copies of herself until the machine was unhooked and rebooted.

local myth attributes the curse of liebe grube to the murder of a young girl by her rabies ridden cat named hazel.

susie could not go to sleep because the myth of liebe grube her mommy told her made her worry about wetting the bed.

by witn June 23, 2006

The shills have lies

Speculative you tube channel focusing on celebrities and questioning whether they might be trans. Some examples include Helen Hunt Julia Robert and believe it or not val kilmer!

The shills have lies is a pretty good you tube channel.

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

therein lies the rub

there is the snag, problem, obstacle
from Hamlet

We could go to the park, but i left my keys in the ice cream factory, therein lies the rub.

by Yoheeenda shanwi June 11, 2006

Herein lies the negotiations

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

one lies and the other swears to it

This phrase is used to respond when one person says something you disbelieve, and then another person comes in to support them. The point is that a lie doesn't become more true simply because another person (of similar sketchiness) tries to back it up.

A: No way man, I wasn't even there that day, you can even ask Jimmy, he'll tell you I wasn't there.
B: Jimmy? Oh, awesome, now Jimmy's backing up your story. Well, just goes to show, "one lies and the other swears to it."

by Gyreneisms August 13, 2011

You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021