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Rusty landmine

When a male takes a shit during while hitting it doggy style. Then after cumming stands up and forces his partner to sit in it.
You start pushing back right now or you are going to get blown up by this rusty landmine.
by MR Hagy April 7, 2011
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russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017
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Dutch Landmine

When a person shits on the ground, usually inside a bathroom. Then the said person waits to observe the result of their action with the result usually being another person stepping on the dookey bomb and swearing.
I layed an dutch landmine on the road; i wonder if anyone stepped on it.

I layed an egg.
by MAH boi PSEUDONYM November 7, 2010
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go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)
Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine
by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013
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Killing three idiots with one landmine

True story that happend in Cambodia that earned them the Darwin Award.Another version af killing two birds with one stone.
Well,they say you can take out two birds with one stone,or in this case, killing three idiots with one landmine.
- Be Amazed
by Ahadi2011 July 6, 2025
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Volleyball Landmine

When you jizz into the sand on a beach volleyball court, and then cover it with more sand, leaving it to be discovered by a later person.
Ew! Someone left a Volleyball Landmine on the court!
by CurlingFetishist October 13, 2019
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landmine culture

A culture where speech is heavily policed and saying the wrong thing will get you thrown in jail.
The year is 2077. Location: Germany. Landmine culture has become so prevalent that insults are banned. Even the slightest hint that you made someone uncomfortable will see you behind bars. Never mind calling someone a dick, you can't even call someone a banana. They've banned that too.
by PortableBacon February 19, 2025
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