Dictionary definition: Person or individual who has natural dislike of another individual named Keane due to Keane sucking mad dick
Person 1. "Ew look its Keane"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
Person 2 " Oi, don't be such a Keane Hater"
Both "hahahahahah"
Person 2 "just kidding"
by Sussiest Baka October 21, 2021

Beautiful person,enjoy bein taking care of in a royalty fashion,loves nasty things,music and loves bein spoiled,getting away with everything and some loves everything
When speaking of kean
by Inyawifehouse July 23, 2021

by coolguy55659 February 28, 2022

Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 6, 2023

The coolest dude in the world. He is very loyal, smart, amazing at video games, and likes cute girls. Sure, he may be an asshole sometimes, but he’s a jokester. He lives in a society and says the n-word.
by literallydlan1k October 28, 2019

Keane is basically the best person to be existing. He does underestimate himself a lot and doesn’t know his worth quite well, but his soon to be girlfriend is gonna get him to know his worth. He is a guy who genuinely cares a lot, very understanding, out of the world, completely unique, respectful, smart, honest, very thoughtful, holy, attractive with a sense of humour, superior dressing sense with a great collection of shoes which if not used on the accelerator, break, clutch; has not fulfilled its purpose, having a 10/10 body and (a beast in bed?) Anyone would enjoy Keane’s company. His girlfriend will give her all to him but also use him for the money, wealth and fame.
by anonymous January 22, 2022

This guy is a keane
by Keanesalmon September 30, 2018
