The Joker

The act of having sex with a girl who is a virgin or on her period and after you pull out smack her across the face twice to make what looks like the joker scars from Batman with her blood from her vagina.
Bill: I pulled off The Joker last night, I had to surprise her with it though I knew she wouldnt go for it.

Jim: No shit dude! thats pretty nasty you cant blame her
by UncleGameTight September 04, 2009
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The Joker is when you fuck a girl who is on her period. You then take your bloody dick, cockslap her in the mouth and ask her "Why so serious?".
I gave my girlfriend The Joker last night during sex.
by Roam/Bumble Gums March 17, 2011
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a slang term that originated in the southern California region; joker is used in place of the word penis as an insult
The only joker here is in your pants
by dickie mcgee May 28, 2005
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A joker is someone that makes stupid jokes and thinks they are the bomb when they suck..

Usually referred to as a card or something! BUT NO IT IS JUST A SUCKY -JOKER-
Joker: Wanna hear a bad- I mean good joke?

Mike: Of coarse I mean you are the joker right? Ha!

Joker: Why did the cat cross the road.?

Mike: What? I don't know can you tell your joke now?

Joker: Ha? I just did?

Mike: OOOOOH-KAY??!!?!!?!
by The Freakin' smart one. July 19, 2009
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1) Someone who smokes the ganja habitually. Also referred to as a "toker" or in many other circles "stoner".

2) A brand of cigarette (rolling) paper. The slogan used to be "For Finer Tobaccos", but was later changed to "For when you want to party". It is the brand that has also been endorsed by Method Man.

3) A fool. As said in Shakespearian times.
1) I'm a joker, a smoker and midnight toker. It's 12:34 PM and I'm high right now actually.

2) I tend to go for Zig-Zag's over Joker these days.

3) "Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo?"
"He's giving one of the jokers a blowjob." "Oh, okay."
by Nick Ulanowski December 18, 2007
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The Joker

when a man has sex with a woman on her period. He pulls his dick out and smacks it across her mouth and says "Why so Serious?"
jack went up to his buddy john and said "man, me and jill were doin it earlier and she didn'tell me she was on her period." john looked up at him and asked "so what'd you do when you found out?" "well," jack said, "i looked at here dead in the eyes and pulled the joker on her."
by radar180 September 24, 2009
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Taking a woman's fresh tampon out with your mouth and the proceed to shake your head so the blood of the tampon leaves marks on each side of your face that resembles the scars on the jokers cheeks
My girl was on her period so I gave myself a joker
by Drbuttfuk April 07, 2019
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