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by Tom Jones June 16, 2003
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Muff jedi

One who is a master in muff
by King Saviola May 12, 2004
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The Jedi Code

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.
The Jedi must follow the Jedi Code to maintain a path of light
by Juswi Husai June 6, 2005
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Jedi Knight

Is a masterful performer in the bedroom. The Jedi Knight swings a big Light Saber and brings The Force everytime.

It also refers to a specific sexual maneuver (usually done in the Doggystyle position) where the male pulls the blanket over his head in order to resemble the hood of a Jedi Robe.
I had to show Stacy the force yesterday, so I pulled a Jedi Knight on that ass
by ELOHmoneySTACKz June 9, 2011
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Jedi toss

The act of grabbing one's freshly released fart and hurling it at a foe in a manner resembling a Jedi performing a Force push
I thought I was out of range of Roger's farts, but then he hit me with a Jedi toss. The Force is strong with this one.
by HogeJ November 30, 2011
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Jedi Thumb

In an attempt to engage in anal sex with a female who is not initially interested in the activity, you approach your sexual partner while in the doggy style position and slowly work your thumb over her asshole in a calm, clock-wise and stroking motion. You slowly increase the pressure to instigate a pleasurable sensation, during vaginal intercourse, to influence her into accepting your penis in her rectum.
Friend: "Dude, I can't believe you got to take a ride on her Hershey Highway! I thought your girlfriend was scared of anal?!"

You: "She was; until I used my Jedi Thumb on her...'you want to let it in there'".

Friend: "Epic sir."

<instigate high five over beers>
by VTECsam April 26, 2010
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Gray Jedi

When you combine both DXM and LSD at the same time
John: Hey that dude looks like he’s perfectly balanced
Caleb: Yeah mate, he’s doing the Gray Jedi
by Trippy_Tr August 6, 2019
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