Pan Handlers Putin

The Ejaculate of a homeless person.

I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.

by Peacockthree May 13, 2005

baggage handlers forearm

The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)

Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.

I was up all night bumming your mum and now my cock's like a baggage handlers forearm.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

Chelsea Handler Syndrome

Also known as CHS

A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.

Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"

by Kari Mackenzie February 6, 2008

Gun-Bunny Handler

Term used to describe the male partner of a Gun-Bunny. This person typically pushes his female counterpart to take seductive photos with firearms (see GUN-BUNNY definition). The handlers typically view themselves as being part of the "industry" but in actuality they are overbearing attention whores that were unable to obtain substantial "likes" on their own.

Example: "I heard he is just a gun-bunny handler for Nicole because he wanted to seem important"

by Menofarms April 21, 2018

the serpent handlers of west virginia

A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown

{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack

by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007

hot dog handler

The fanny of a promiscuous lady.

I bet she's handled a few hot dogs in her time, the filthy hot dog handler

by Billybobs August 30, 2015

Handler

The girl bestfriend of a twink, hence, “the twink and its handler.” Typically, their job is to keep their twink bestie organized and in order. The prettier the handler, the better.

yo, whose that hot chick james bagged?

first of all, james is gay, and that hot chick is his handler. heard shes single, shoot your shot.

by educatedfag April 10, 2024