ftp

fuck the preposition-to be used when rewording a sentence to not end in a preposition would sound more awkward than ending in a preposition

I'd appreciate it if you didn't blow yourself up while I'm in Kansas...that would not be a pleasant thing to come home to (ftp)!!

by Dreadkiaili January 2, 2010

FTP

For the plot;
Do it for the story and treating life like a movie. You do it for the plot so one day when you’re telling the story of your life or someone is reading your eulogy they can see how exciting your life was because you did it FOR THE PLOT (FTP). You are the main character because you are doing it FTP!

Friend: I think I should ____ but it’s a bit risky…
Me: Do it FTP

by scarybaka December 15, 2023

Ftp

Fuck that puto, the male version of a prostitute,

He played with your feelings well ftp

by Ice cube lady November 29, 2021

ftp

First time poster
often comes in the context of LTL, FTP
Long time lurker, First time poster
would be used by a first time poster on a forum or message board

LTL, FTP here coming out of lurkdom to talk about why I hate the new update

by afunnnyworld October 4, 2017

FTP

Feed the perverts.

I love that pic but don’t FTP

by Secretsach May 21, 2018

ftp

Fuck The Packers!

As he was walking into Ford Field for the game vs Green Bay, Jimmy yelled "FTP" and the crowd cheered.

by golions2024 January 19, 2024

FTPS

Forgot To Press Send

Chick: Want to come Netflix and Chill? ::send::
Guy: FUCK YEAH I DO! ::closes phone::

*Waits 30mins*

Guy: "Why hasn't this chick texted me back?"

::checks phone:: ::send::

Guy: Sorry! FTPS

by lethalmajik December 16, 2015