Skip to main content

Footy

When you’re horny but can’t make it outside
Selena: “Do you want to come over? I miss you and want to see you”
Porterhouse: “Ugh i wish, but I’m so footy right now.”
by Footerhouse November 4, 2022
mugGet the Footymug.

footy

1. A UK slang word used as a shortened word of football, can also be spelt as footie
2. An Australian slang word used as a shortened word of Australian Rules Football (or the AFL)
1. Gary: "Hey Tom, wanna go watch the footy at Anfield?"
Tom: "I sure love watching the reds play footy, Gary!"
2. Wazza: "Oi Baz, wanna lets shitfaced at the footy during the pies game?"
Baz: "Struth mate that would be lovely, lets sneak 2 boxes of VB's into the G for the boys"
Wazza: "Crikey, I might be low on cash, i'll go check if I can get more
by the hecks and fricks police August 29, 2021
mugGet the footymug.

Footy

A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”
“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”

“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”

“Its not your beauty its your footy”
by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023
mugGet the Footymug.

Footy-Ballz

Them boys that some ppl cheer for a recess! And think they are cool for it! Yet, they are not :O Surprised?! I think so!
"Hey look! Them there Footy-Ballz are pretty hot ;) Too bad them ppl are making total ASSES out of them selves:(
by Abby!27 December 17, 2010
mugGet the Footy-Ballzmug.

Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.
Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.
by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022
mugGet the Dead Footymug.

Footy Head

A footy head is a person who love the game of rugby. Furthermore, it is a person who knows all the facts about the game of rugby. Also a footy head is someone who always has a rugby ball in their hands.
by footy head123 August 19, 2023
mugGet the Footy Headmug.

pub footy

An Australian rules football league in Melbourne played by the greatest athletes on the planet. Whenever they play, everyone in the vicinity has to witness it. Commonly known as the greatest competition in the world.
Person 1: “Are you going to the funeral?”

Person 2: “Nah mate, I can’t, the pub footy is on”
by Theendofdays69 March 2, 2023
mugGet the pub footymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email