Flogin the dolphin

to jack-off, to masturbate

"Hey Tod we found you at KFC were you Flogin the dolphin"

by Vip member November 25, 2014

punch the dolphin

An Australian term for masturbation

"Hey wazza I'm just gonna go out back and punch the dolphin"

by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016

walking the dolphin

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.

Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.

"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"

by Spooningdolphin69 March 7, 2013

The Game Dolphin

The Game, as in the one you just lost, in its physical form taking the shape of a dolphin. Its default form is a floating steel text saying "THE GAME" about 4'x8' in size. However, a dolphin seems to be its favorite form. Notable characteristics are two dorsal fins and the words "The Game" on its left side translated into whatever the reader's native language may be. It's only natural enemy is the security guard narwhal.

The Game Dolphin is a legend and has yet to be found, however there is a large group of people constantly searching called L.O.S.E., which has yet to be decided what exactly it will stand for. This group is always open to the public, welcomes new members, and shuns non believers.

dude, you wanna help us find the game dolphin?" "yeah! i cant believe we haven't found it yet!

by L.O.S.E. Members October 23, 2010

the dirty dolphin

When youre fuckin a skank ho on the beach, you precede to pull your slampiece out, dip it in the sand, and immediately jam it back in her pussy.

" i was having sex with your girl on the beach last night and i gave her the dirty dolphin. so if it hurts next time u bang her, now u know why. "

by nicholas wood September 4, 2006