dolphin

A profession football team that resembles a holiday rebate check.....Allways mailing it in before they expire on December 31.

The football version of the Bostonred Sox

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

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Dolphin

A male, generally husky see husky. Sexy as fuck. Good dance skills, looks like everyones cousin but you want to bone them. fuck is used frequently in there vocabulary.

That guy was a dolphin, i would do him. Twice.

by Dolphin Fuckerss February 14, 2010

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Dolphins

Gay sharks.

Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?

by Kutsinta November 9, 2012

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marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.

1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...

by dolfagphin August 6, 2010

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Dolphin

to feel sorrow, empathy for someone else and actually mean it; to feel/be sorry

I am so dolphin that your grandmother died.

Gosh, why do you have to be so dolphin?

I am not saying sorry for no reason, I am really dolphin for breaking your heart!

by mimiwilson09 June 20, 2009

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