DDD

designated drunk driver

chad is always the ddd, man can always drive no matter what

by drunkest247 November 15, 2020

National DDD

National DDD (Drunk Driving Day) shall be held and celebrated on August 19th, one day after National Couple’s Day. What better way is there to cope with you missing your ex than to zig zag through town!!

“Hey, are you celebrating National DDD because of Allison?”
“National DDD is the only day I can drown her out”

by Gspotgasm October 1, 2022

SS, DDD

What a plastic-surgeon sighingly/shruggingly grumbles if you ask him how things are going --- i.e., nothing special to report; just more of da usual "make a gal's tits either bigger or smaller" routine.

If more unhappy-with-their-flat-chests chicks would just practice da famous "applied cream and incantation" routine --- i.e., rub da medicated lotion on yer chest while chanting, "Scooby-dooby-doobies; I want bigger boobies!" --- a lot fewer attractiveness-enhancing specialists would have to admit, "SS, DDD" when queried regarding their most-recent work-period.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

DDD

DDD is "don't dildo december" this is the month for girls, they cant use their dildos so they can't masterbait, this is like NNN but for girls, this month they cant use dildos, feburay they can't use their finger

girl 1 "hej wanna dildo me"

girl 2 "sorry, but you can't, it is DDD"

girl 1 "then finger me"

girl 2 "okay"

by this is a salmon November 11, 2019

DDDS

Deranged Democratic Dummy Syndrome:
A condition where individuals become so entrenched in extreme political ideology that they abandon logic, facts and critical thinking in favor of emotional manipulation and virtue signaling.

The crowd that rioted in New York today appear to have DDDS.

by aiMsMM March 9, 2025

DDD

It’s 3d but 3 ds. Hopefully you know that.

(using eeveelution characters)
Glacie: Look at that! It’s a DDD object!
Joltie: Uhh…it’s a cube
Glacie: Yeah! A cube is DDD
Joltie: hmm…OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *in realizement*

by cyanbutneon September 21, 2023

DDD

Dick Down December. You can dick down any bitch you want to all December

Guy:“It’s DDD I’m finna go dick that thick bitch right there down”

by DADDY MALIK November 30, 2023