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Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.
Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
by stryfes13 December 8, 2013
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Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".
by Faeiju October 12, 2019
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conch shell boost

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
The cops busted the party.. sound the conch shell boost. BAAOOOOOST!
by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009
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who’s got the conch?

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.
“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song
by Secshunate March 17, 2023
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Hot Conch

Conch that is very hot and juicy.
by Young Conchby April 19, 2018
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Friendship Conch

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.
Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?

Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011
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conchs

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch

Plural / conchs
My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.
by B/Can May 17, 2018
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