Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
by stryfes13 December 8, 2013
Get the Conch My Holemug. You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
by Faeiju October 12, 2019
Get the Magic Conch (Sex Position)mug. when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009
Get the conch shell boostmug. Conch that is very hot and juicy.
by Young Conchby April 19, 2018
Get the Hot Conchmug. When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.
Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011
Get the Friendship Conchmug. Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch
Plural / conchs
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch
Plural / conchs
My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.
by B/Can May 17, 2018
Get the conchsmug. When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.
by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011
Get the The Conch Spinnermug.