ass bouncer

that boi who l i k e z bouncing ass

"I heard my boi was an ass bouncer." Logan Paul said.

by thegoodass420 December 25, 2017

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2021

p bouncers

When a teddy has both ears and a tail he is invulnerable to any harm if they only have either a tail or ears they have only bouncers meaning they can’t control when they become invulnerable!

“Hey your teddy is cute does he have p bouncers?”
“Yes”

by No-media October 29, 2023

bouncy bouncer

Refers to either:
(1) a security employee at a pub who directs inebriated-to-da-point-of-public-copulation patrons to take their impromptu intimacy-interludes elsewhere ("Hey, c'mon --- get a room, you two!") or at least outside, so dat everyone else at da tables and bar doesn't hafta be entertained --- or grossed out --- by said "ultimate" PDAs, or
(2) a similar staffperson who can be bribed to let you stay longer if you'll offer/agree to "give him a piece".

Perhaps a bouncy bouncer could actually engage in both types of activities as described above --- i.e., he could initially inform a pair of amorous drunks dat its "time to take it outside", but then propose a "threesome deal" --- i.e., offer to allow them to continue with their alcohol-steeped lovies right then and there, if they'll simply allow him to join in on da fun for a little while.

by QuacksO January 22, 2023

Fudge bouncer

Cock blocking for homosexual men

Andy wanted to get with Tom but Jeremy was such a fudge bouncer

by Kingdingaling86 July 07, 2016

Oregon backcountry bouncer

When a girl is on top, you grab her by the hips, spin her around and slam it in the backdoor

"The other night I gave Amanda the old Oregon backcountry bouncer"

by I'm to old for this... August 03, 2022

house-bouncer

Rents in properties that are lived in temporarily before having to move due to clients purchasing the house. With this exact same event happening from time to time. If moved 2 or more times, they become a house-bouncer

"Yo, you see him over there?"
"Yeah, what about him?"
"Apparently, he's a house-bouncer"

by p:sy_ December 28, 2023