Gender Blender

The machine in the hospital where the doctors chuck all the bits of cock and clit that sex changers don’t want anymore

Nurse,where is the gender blender?

It’s round behind the dumpster

by Donny Diamond May 08, 2018

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender

I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!

by Lilpapiguapo January 06, 2017

Dick is in a blender

stuck in a bad place, stressed out, or over worked.

Jeremy Says:"Hey can you get those TPS reports ready by end of day?"
Dustin Says:"I'll try but my dick is in a blender with all these broken computers."

by JeremyWhat December 17, 2008

Carnage Blender

By far the best text-based online game. It has its own economy, and you can make real $$$ by playing (1mil CB$ = $10 USD) Carnage Blender is a game you HAVE to play.
Why?
Because I say.
That should be good enough for you.

"I spent nine hours playing Carnage Blender last night"
"haha gg n00b lol"

by Riley K December 24, 2004

Egg Blender

A similar maneuvere to the Egg Scrambler (where the fist penetrates into the vagina with a vast amount of force), except the pinky finger and the thumb are extended outwards, thus creating an amount of damage to the ovaries that could potentially lead to cervical cancer.

I egg blendered this hot chick lastnight; I broke my pinky whilst doing it, but it's ok cause she'll get cervical cancer.

by Dsmile July 02, 2011

tuna blender

a gay guy

Better wear a pie plate on your ass around that tuna blender

by bob January 13, 2004

tri blender

Girl who likes to get worked in all holes. Sometimes, preferably simultaneously.

Freaky?? That hoe is a tri blender! She was dual exhausting my boys and blowing me at the same time.

by Papewayo April 27, 2017