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black bison

stage after blue waffle, it is so hairy and black that it looks like the head of a bison
she was so wrecked, and it was a black bison
by blackbison July 8, 2012
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bisoned

To be skinned alive exclusively for your flesh.
Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!

THANKS JOHN!
by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016
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buritto bison

What your friend's girl calls you during sex
Screw me with your slong you buritto bison
by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016
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bison diblasi

"damn look how fine Bison looks today".
Bison DiBlasi is an extremely hansom guy from Italian roots. Fears no man, or situation. He is very brave and guarded. Fantastic personality that all the ladies love and adore. You will fall for his charm and the way he is old fashioned and very respectful to everyone " He's wonderful. Synonyms include - buffalo, big ,strong ,brave , heroic, guarded
by His sweet friend January 22, 2014
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Bisoning

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.

So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...
by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015
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