cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

raking the beach

When a girl uses her teeth during oral sex. Its not a good feeling at times.

He slapped his girlfriend when she started raking the beach.

by Nicky April 22, 2005

Go walk on the beach

A euphamism for "get the fuck outta here" It was inspired by Jeff Olsen after a heartbreak and a lonely walk on the beach at night. Tone of voice and range is a must in order to be properly communicated.

"Go Walk on the Beach, you faggot"

by La Jolla Linguist July 30, 2008

take the beach home

referring to sand stuck in your crevices & orifices (i.e. ass, pussy)

wife: "Whoa! You're dropping sand all through the house!"
husband, "Yes, I hate when I take the beach home in my swim trunks!"

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada February 20, 2011

Doing Squats At The Beach

verb. A euphemism for sandy vagina which is a euphemism for a bitch or douchebag.

It's the same as a sandy vagina but explains how the sand got there.

Your friend: Why couldn't you come over dude?

You: My mom was doing squats at the beach all day and wouldn't lend me the car

by Mashed_Potates February 17, 2010

bone at the beach

When your wife cooks you up some good chicken nuggets and so she be like "bone at the beach

"Your chicken nuggets are ready hun, here you go, bone at the beach!"

by Fattyonce November 21, 2016

She's/he's gone down the beach

When a person has messed up and run away

or

when a person has mentally checked out of a situation

She/ He has sent out an email to all of the wrong people,

Oh my god, she's/He's gone down the beach.

by Lickytoads June 21, 2017