barney

a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

by n!tr0 April 25, 2010

Barney

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011

barney

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

barney

a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

by Hunterider March 28, 2009

barney

The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind.

Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney.
**the guys look blank**
BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble!! *followed by an exasperated look*

by rook.y November 18, 2007

barney

Its cockney slang for trouble
barney rubble - trouble

your barney!!!

by Kingpin March 26, 2004

barney

It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

Rick: When are you gonna stop calling me a barney?
Turtle: When you're not a barney anymore, barney.

or

Rick: So this is where you work Turtle?
Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works!

by Justin Gillen October 31, 2006