two sheets in the bag

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

by RPOC November 22, 2007

they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone

an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.

Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"

Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."

by jaybee173 December 7, 2011

Secure The Bag

A phrase made popular during the Yang 2020 campaign featuring the 46th President of the United States, Andrew Yang.

Person 1: Damn, I'm so broke I can't even afford a bag of flaming hot Cheethos
Person 2: Hey dawg, you ever heard of Andrew Yang? He wants to give us all $1,000 per month. Then, we can all afford flaming hot Cheetohs.

Person 1: Hell yea man! Yang 2020!
Person 2: Let's focus on the money and Secure The Bag my brother.

by BagBoi April 3, 2019

holding the bag

Looking stupid, caught out, stood up etc.
See: the bag

"Nobody leaves Diamond Joe Quimby holding the bag!"

by Ningram May 2, 2005

Checking the Bag

When you have a woman from behind hammering away and are about to bust your nut pull out and thrust into her anus releasing your seed. While she is in shock, you take your nut bag and insert into her moist overworked taco causing an eruption of semen from her anus.

Herman asked where he was headed after Marc told him he was Checking the Bag. Poundtown was not the answer Herman was expecting.

by S94Life December 6, 2017

don't let the cat out of the bag

An idiom for do not tell a secret. Uses figurative language.

"Don't let the cat out of the bag or the party will be ruined!"

by JefeOfMasers April 18, 2017

in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2011