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Despairing Yoni

One common symptom of female menopause is painful sexual intercourse. The medical term for painful sexual intercourse is "dyspareunia" (dis-par-oo'-nia). While talking about this with my husband, we coined a new phrase that plays off of the medical term. The new phrase is "despairing yoni". Using this coined phrase makes talking about this condition with my husband lighter, more comfortable and easier.
Some of the options for dealing with a despairing yoni are vaginal lubrication, hormone replacement, and low-level laser treatments.
My husband and I are having fun exploring creative ways of making my despairing yoni happy.
by Janidew June 30, 2017
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Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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Back yoni

That back yoni is a bonus.
by Old saint nip October 21, 2022
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Yoni

Yoni is a cool guy who likes programming and gaming.
If you ever come across someone named Yoni you should be nice to them.

Yoni is not a pussy.
Yoni is cool! I wanna hang out with him.
by yoniisnotapussy February 10, 2020
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yoni bear

someone who is a total babe and impresses everyone around. they are funny and a total yoni bear. if you see a yoni bear, you’d know right away that they are a yoni bear. if you have to question it for even a second, they are not a yoni bear.
YONI BEAR GET OVER HEREEEEEE
by bigmommagirl March 10, 2024
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Yonis

A slang term used to describe doing lines of cocaine, or cocaine itself.
"Hey man, Wheres your yonis at?" "Right here chalk shome up."
by That3rdGuy September 19, 2019
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Yoni Young

You heard about Yoni Young? Ya, he sold that to me.
by BAR69696969 March 15, 2022
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