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The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.
A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most
by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021
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The Armpit of Texas

Port Arthur, TX. Known as "the Armpit of Texas" due to being a rather down-trodden, highly polluted, industrial and depressed town. Port Arthur is in far east Texas, not very far from the Louisiana border.
Janis Joplin was a really cool singer, but she was from Port Arthur, known as the armpit of Texas.
by psara August 30, 2013
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The Rules of Texas

The rules of Texas are a simple, yet unwavering creed held up by anybody who wishes to call themselves an inhabitant of this blessed state.

1. Always go 10 or more above the speed limit.

2. If you ever find yourself in such an unsultry place as dallas (or the “keep Austin weird” parts of Austin) make no eye contact and keep on driving.

3. Whataburger and Dr. Pepper are supreme. Do not question it, and most of all don’t disagree with it.

4. Oklahoma and Texas sure do hate each other, but it’s like a brotherly hate.

5. Both california (I refuse to capitalize the c) and Texas sure do hate each other. This isn’t brotherly. californians, (I refuse to capitalize the c) unless escaping and seeking asylum, should be shot on sight.

6. When flying a Texas flag, make sure to raise it to the same height as the American flag.

7. Never forget that Texas was once it’s own country.

8. Texas is the only place more American than America.

9. Every Texan has the God-given right and ability to shoot a gun.

10. Don’t mess with Texas.

Failure to recognize and comply with these rules will result in severe consequences and punishment, included but not limited to: revoking of your Whataburger privileges, revoking of your Dr. Pepper privileges, or exile to california (I refuse to capitalize the c)
Person A: man I just visited Texas, what an awful place.

Person B: Apologize. Now. You commie piece of shit.

Person A: why is there a massive crowd trying to murder me?

Person B: you obviously deserve it, you don’t follow The Rules of Texas
by Wootermaloon February 23, 2021
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To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.
Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.
by temeasesino October 27, 2011
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The passive-agressive, real-time technique a girl will use to cancel a date with a guy, starting with an initial postponing ("seeing a friend from out of town!"), a second postponing ("my friend is late, sorry!") and ending with outright cancellation, often without a second date suggestion ("Sorry, can't make it tonight! Talk soon")
The three-part text message cancellation goes as follows:
Girl: Hey, yeah, my friend Anna is in town for the night, and we'll just get dinner. Meet afterward for drinks?
Guy: Sure.
Girl: Yeah, so she's kind of down, I'm gonna have a couple of drinks with her, is that okay?
Guy: Yeah, I'll see you later.
Girl: Okay so Anna is sleeping over, girl's night in. Really sorry.
Guy: Okay, so we do this later then?
Girl: ...
by TheMontrealGuy October 21, 2011
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The Long Way Text

Commonly refered to when your texting someone and they use propper grammer for each sentence.
The Long Way Text: Hello Matt, I will be there at 1:00.
See you soon.
by Treysteroid Of Youtube October 25, 2010
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The art of text confusion

Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something
I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'
by Not_mod June 17, 2023
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