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Kick The Sheets

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Waking up like a badass motherfucker. You don’t roll out of bed, you explode out of that poor man’s trap and make the day your submissive bitch in a very immediate manner. “Kicking The Sheets” Is a very common trait of ALPHA MALES. Common ways of Kicking The Sheets are taking cold showers or hitting a heavy gym sesh. To be able to “Kick The Sheets” one must also beat everyone to waking from sleep before normal pussies slug out of bed. You MUST wake up earlier than everyone due to your desire to be 1st in everything.
“This morning I waged war on all weaker humans in this world. I Kick The Sheets at 4:45am to hit a heavy leg day before all the other soy boy beta cucks showed up still half asleep. You already know I hit the ice bath as well right after and made sure I was the first one in the office to establish dominance.”
by Champagne Cowboy October 26, 2022
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Guy 1:How was last night?
Guy 2:Let's just say, me and my girlfriend did some dancing in the sheets
by IronicNoose47 January 14, 2021
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beat the sheets

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Hey sugar, you are looking hot, why don't you and I get out of here and go beat the sheets?
by Mark C from da D December 11, 2005
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A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.
"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".
by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021
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fuck the sheets

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To fuck up royally while attempting to accomplish something.
-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.

-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.
by Logan24 August 5, 2005
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yeet in the sheets

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To yeet in the sheets means yeeting in the sheets is yeeted. Therefore by yeeting in the sheets means you most definitely yeeted deep in the sheets
bro last night i saw scarlett jo hansen in infinity war and shit made me yeet in the sheets
by yeetinthesheetsguy September 9, 2018
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