Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.
To be used in Awkward Situations
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus
by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009
Get the Awkward Platypusmug. When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.
by platCHypus November 23, 2009
Get the Hairy Platypusmug. A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺
Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!
Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!
Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!
Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!
by parry the platypus Jr April 10, 2010
Get the parry the platypusmug. Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.
by KAMIKAZEE007 June 16, 2009
Get the Platypusmug. 
When you have long pubes and they are covers in dry discharge so that when your partner is fucking you you are stabbing them and it is uncomfortable so it only last 2mins and 37sex
Gaybrial :Gal do u have a platypus pussy if so I don’t want u so buy
Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this
Fiona :Your just gunna leave me like that straight after this
by Cichy club January 1, 2022
Get the Platypus pussymug. Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.
Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"
Female 2: "Yeah, why?"
Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."
Female 2: "OMG"
Female 2: "Yeah, why?"
Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."
Female 2: "OMG"
by SewerPlatypus713 August 6, 2011
Get the Sewer Platypusmug.