Awkward Platypus

Similar to the Awkward Turtle, how ever it is preformed with the entire body.

To do the Awkward Platypus, lie stomach down and flap your arms around like your swimming.

To be used in Awkward Situations

"So i accidentally walked into your parent's getting it on last night"
"Wow what did you do?"
Awkward Platypus

by Matt Embrey February 26, 2009

Hairy Platypus

When a dude performs a Duck-Billed Platypus on a girl when he has a huge beard. Basically, a guy gives a girl an orgasm with his chin and giant beard.

Before I shaved my biker beard, I gave a hooker a Hairy Platypus in a grungy motel.

by platCHypus November 23, 2009

parry the platypus

A cute, cuddly and possibly furry platypus that is an undercover spy while being some kids pet on the side! cool, right? ☺ but parry gets better ...... HE CAN SPEAK HUMAN! ...... parry the platypuseseseses are an endangered species - if you see one, call 1-800-PARRY-PLATYPUS ... for a picture, go to google images, type in parry the platypus! They are sooooo cool!

SAVE THE PLATYPUSESESES ☺☺☺☺

Bob: I want a really rare pet .... what do you have?

Pet-Store-Owner: Right over here, you'll find our one and only PARRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!!

Parry-the-Platypus: Hi Bob!

Bob: Wow, thanks Mr. Pet-Store-Owner, I'll have Parry the platypus!!!!

Pet-Store-Owner: That comes to ... $1,000,000,000!

by parry the platypus Jr April 10, 2010

Platypus

Platypus is where you and your special someone are not techinically together, but still want to, but aren't because of outside reasons.

Guy : Hey, are you and Aleasha going out?

Dude : Nah, were going platypus.

Guy : Oh ok then.

by KAMIKAZEE007 June 16, 2009

ur platypus

The time ur pet duck ate a plat

eef my pet ur platypus

by D3rpeeBlird May 2, 2018

Sewer Platypus

Can describe either a male or female. It means you are a VERY dirty person, and you'll do almost anything for ANYONE. You like doing things often called inappropriate.

Female 1: "You know Jessica right?"

Female 2: "Yeah, why?"

Female 1: "She's a TOTAL sewer platypus, she brags about getting sleezy very easy..."

Female 2: "OMG"

by SewerPlatypus713 August 6, 2011

Platypus Face

The look on a woman's face when she's giving head and making eye contact, like on POV porn.

You should see this girls' face while she's blowing him; total platypus face!

by Daisy Dunham October 26, 2020