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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
mugGet the cranky old ladymug.

rolling old ladies

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
by Mijopod December 18, 2017
mugGet the rolling old ladiesmug.

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
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Fowl: Fat Old White Lady

An old lady who loves to bake cookies on a Sunday morning.
It's not a bird, it's not a plane, it's a fowl: fat old white lady.
by DrSponge July 15, 2024
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Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts lagginbehind and starts being lazy as fuck
God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’
by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020
mugGet the Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patchmug.

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.
Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.
by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
mugGet the handling the old ladymug.

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.
-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
mugGet the old lady's cupboardsmug.

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