By George Martha, it's the river Nile!

A greeting used when one is surprised by someone's arrival.

guy 1: By George Martha, it's the river Nile!
guy 2: Oh hey, hows it going Joe.

by TheFlyingFuck October 17, 2011

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Nile Derm

When a lot of stimulus happens at once and a person cannot take it.

"Hey Quinn" "What's up Nile Derm?" "Yeah I'm probably gonna go and stim"

by cian.butler February 27, 2024

in the nile

Basically another way to say that someone's in denial,

in denial = in the nile

"This guy really thinks screaming "so skibidi ohio gyatt rizz" at 16 years old will get him any friends."
"Goddamn, he really is in the nile."

by epilogi January 3, 2024

Nile

Nile, A person of interest who is a great friend to have & asset

My friend Nile is the reason I am still here today

by The true meaning of LightSkins March 7, 2023

Tapping the Nile

To have sex with an Egyptian woman, usually a prostitute

¨Hey man, where's Jeffrey at today?"
"He's at the clinic getting himself checked. He was tapping the Nile last week and he's worried he might have caught something."

by Rogue_Coyote March 9, 2018

Niles Hunchback

Niles Hunchback: A foreboding presence haunting the shadows of Niles, Fremont, distinguished by a menacing hunchback. Infamous for instilling fear and unrest, this malevolent figure is whispered about in hushed tones, a spectral force casting a dark shadow over the community.

The Niles Hunchback is a stingy Jew!
The Niles Hunchback flew in through the window.

The kids in the elementary school got terrorized by the Hunchback Jew!

by Fremont PD November 15, 2023