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McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.
“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

This is a joke who are these people”
by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023
mugGet the McConnellmug.

To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.
The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.
by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020
mugGet the To mcconnellmug.

A Harry McConnell

When you make plans and then bail last moment
Yes Michael, I will be your best man. Thank you mate. I hope you don’t do a Harry McConnell on me!
by SdjrHarry February 4, 2022
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McConnell

Coined by members of the Indiana Pacers' television broadcast crew, this term refers to when, in basketball, an inbound pass is stolen by a member of the team that just scored a basket. This is a trademark move of NBA player T.J. McConnell.
After his teammate made a layup, Tyrese got his team the ball back when he got a McConnell.
by arnfromanderson March 20, 2024
mugGet the McConnellmug.

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