The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
by senior sanchez October 24, 2011
Get the Irish Horseshoemug. a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011
Get the horseshoes and hand grenadesmug. by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
Get the real horseshoe crab hoursmug. by Cal333 October 15, 2021
Get the throwed like a set of horseshoesmug. Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".
With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
Get the horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear warmug. "Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
Get the Half a Horseshoe in my Assmug. A nickname for the college sorority "Alpha Chi Omega," due to the spelling and appearance of the Greek letters (ΑΧΩ).
Joe: "Where did you meet that girl?"
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."
by Bob Pelv September 9, 2016
Get the Ax Horseshoemug.