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Irish Horseshoe

The art of giving Irish Horseshoes is one in which a man takes someone of either gender, pops their eyes out of their sockets, and proceeds to shove his testicles in the now empty eye sockets.
He pounced upon his foe and gave him a full on Irish Horseshoe
by senior sanchez October 24, 2011
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horseshoes and hand grenades

a phrase generally used in the armed forces meaning good luck (horseshoes) and may you have plenty of ammo. (hand grenades. )
Man #1: Get ready for battle. Horseshoes and hand grenades!
Man #2: You too!
by helpymcgee1371 March 10, 2011
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real horseshoe crab hours

it means molly wants to have sex with you
yes it is definitely real horseshoe crab hours ray”
by getownedmollylol June 29, 2019
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throwed like a set of horseshoes

Throwed like a set of horseshoes at the family picnic
by Cal333 October 15, 2021
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horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war

Even though you missed it by a tiny amount, you still didn't get there.

A time when there is no positive effect, or will be no positive effects, because of your actions".

With horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war, you can miss your target, or goal, but still have some positive effect.
Luke : "Are you ready to go? We have to get to the airport, NOW!"
Chris :"I'm close"
Luke : "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".

Zach : "I was so close to getting that job"
Matt : "Yeah, but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear war".
by EdwardW266 May 2, 2011
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Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.
We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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Horseshoe

(verb)

To line your upper gums with Zyns (nicotine pouches) like you’re building a protective wall. Considered both a power move and a terrible idea.

When one Zyn just isn’t enough and you decide to push your limits in the dumbest way possible.
“He can’t even talk right now, he’s full horseshoe.”

"You're talking too much. Horseshoe. Now."
by Wachale Guey August 19, 2025
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