herpes

something that sucks really bad. (cos herpes DOES suck aparently) or something really sketchy.

"Oh man that pop quiz today was so herpes"
or
"the dining hall closing an hour early was way herpes"

by bacon and eggs May 22, 2004

Herping

To be lazy or good-for-nothing at work.

Are you herping right now? Because you have been on this same task for days.

I can smell you herping!

lazy

by BigD Is King March 20, 2011

Herped

The action of getting herpes in the past tense. Super gross and should be avoided all costs.

oh god I got herped last night by this random ass girl in a hot dog suit

by horseluver666 January 3, 2017

Herpes

A sickness that was created in Atlanta and later spread to New York city

That's baddie had herpes,
Let's go to herpes city (Atlanta)

by Ahofecarter October 12, 2019

herpes

an STD transmitted by Kelly Brown.

Oh no! Kelly didn't mention that she had herpes before you had sex? What a shame.

by herpes March 6, 2005

herpes

Herpes-most commonly found on the parrot...*cough* justina *cough*...she currently resides at CCHS in Lawrence, MA.
she thinks that kara is a ho...but she has herpes...yes...u heard me...herpes.

See justina a.k.a the parrot for details

by evanderillion February 17, 2005

herp

A person who smokes, snorts, injects or eats meth. A tweaker of elevated rank... like the kind that sells to kids or frequently pulls out their wang in public.

Did you see Trish's new boyfriend? He's a total herp.

by Aerophilia May 19, 2011