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North Haven

North Haven is a small town located in Connecticut. It has made the national "Top 100 places to live" list. The majority of the citizens are Italian, and some Irish. Most of the Italians believe it is their job to reenact Jersey Shore, a hit TV series on MTV, and they idolize their styling because it is ridiculous. The guys think they are cool because they wear expensive clothes and have blow outs. The girls tend to make themselves look like sluts by doing the 'duck face' and sticking out their ass. Most of these people think they are unique but they really are not. The 'nerds' of North Haven idolize one special teacher in the High School because he teaches the best class offered, Humanities.

ANNUAL CHANCE OF SUNSHINE 56%
JULY HIGH 82.8° - JANUARY LOW 16.9°
Average Annual Precipitation 4.03 inches
That girl looks like a slut....she must be from North Haven.

North Haven offers a great education for those who take learning in a serious manor.
by Philips836801 August 14, 2011
mugGet the North Havenmug.

Hentai haven

the best site got shut down because the owner felt it wasn't needed
i wish i could watch hentai haven
by traumntt December 21, 2018
mugGet the Hentai havenmug.

Lock Haven

Located in Pennsylvania it is the home of Lock Haven University, and a beautiful place to live.
Caution: Do not date any men living there, most of them are worthless.
I love Lock Haven, I just hate the guys... well boys living here.
by Lulz Anon May 24, 2008
mugGet the Lock Havenmug.

Haven™

A being that knows ovarything™, even about nothing.
Oh god it's Haven™...
by vaydR July 3, 2019
mugGet the Haven™mug.

benny havens

|ben-ee hay-vins|

Benny havens are fingers that are covered with the seasoning and flavouring of Doritos brand tortilla chips.

They are also known as "Dorito fingers".

Benny havens occur after eating Doritos, usually Cooler Ranch flavoured Doritos but also with the other flavours.

They are very common if there are a lot of haven Doritos in the bag.

In writing, benny havens also are referred to as BHs.
Ah! I got benny havens, that's what I get for eating that whole bag of Doritos.
by MrJARichard March 12, 2010
mugGet the benny havensmug.

shaven haven

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!
The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.
by Big Col May 30, 2006
mugGet the shaven havenmug.

Hoagie Haven

I believe it was actually the USA olympic team that was the gold medal team, nonetheless it was definately the delictable hoagies that fueled their olympic success
I eat hoagie haven every day, im fat
by Tim Lanni July 28, 2008
mugGet the Hoagie Havenmug.

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