The Ejaculate of a homeless person.
by Peacockthree March 06, 2005
The state of a man's genitalia after a prolonged bout of wanking, frottage or lube free sex (possibly with a post-menopausal MILF)
Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
Derived from the state of a baggage handlers forarm after being repeatedly thrust through partially opened zips to steal cartier watches, mobiles and anything else they can get their theiving hands on.
by murty murt August 23, 2006
Also known as CHS
A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.
A condition in which you've watched so much 'Chelsea Lately' or 'The Chelsea Handler Show' that you've come to talk, look, and move your body like her. You say things like 'shadoobie', 'pikachu', and 'little nugget', all while trashing Britney Spears. When you say things that you got from Chelsea, some people (recognizing your reference) will say "OKAY, Chelsea Handler" But as an addict, you find it complimenting.
Girl - "HELLO. I'm Kari Mackenzie, watch as I go DEEEEEEEP inside my halloween candy."
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"
Sister - "OKAY, Chelsea Handler"
Girl - "Not my fault, I have Chelsea Handler Syndrome"
by Kari Mackenzie February 07, 2008
Term used to describe the male partner of a Gun-Bunny. This person typically pushes his female counterpart to take seductive photos with firearms (see GUN-BUNNY definition). The handlers typically view themselves as being part of the "industry" but in actuality they are overbearing attention whores that were unable to obtain substantial "likes" on their own.
by Menofarms December 20, 2017
A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
by Loren Hatfield October 26, 2007
A gynecologist.
Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.
by SossBoss December 07, 2015
Stop playing with my shit, you turd handler!
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
Did you know he was a Turd Handler?
Yeah, it was pretty obvious when he tried to give me a Dirty Handler.
by RubyGazelle December 13, 2022