grandpa on the shitter

This is the instance whenever one is playing golf and attempts to hit the ball over a water hazard and ends up not clearing the hazard with the first attempt, which would require a second attempt with a one stoke penalty. If the second shot fails to clear the hazard it is known as a "Grandpa on the shitter". Reason: two balls in the water.

Jason couldn't carry the water on the 17th hole twice, so he lost the hole AND the match with a Grandpa on the shitter.

by Mike Ochsbig May 10, 2016

Grandpa's Elbow

referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack. also known as saggy old man syndrome.

"she sucked on my grandpa's elbow!"
"i got more hair on my grandpa's elbow than you got on your head baldy!"
"suck on this grandpa's elbow you son of a bitch!"

by Angz September 23, 2007

Sexual Grandpa

An older man who is perverted and loves having sex.

Phillip who lives down the road watches the kids play alot. I think he's a sexual grandpa.

by Ervo September 19, 2007

Grandpa Sauce

Any secretion(s) that disperse from a man 60+ whether it be fecal matter, sweat, wax, cream, urine. That's Grandpa sauce.

"Mommy.. there's something coming out of grandpa.."
"It's alright hun, it's just Grandpa Sauce"

by jennitals September 8, 2003

Uncle grandpa

uncle grandpa is from a tv show with the same name. Basically he came to be because your grandma adopted her husband. Therefore, he is you uncle and grandpa.

My grandma got sent to jail because of uncle grandpa.

by I lost my boot June 19, 2018

grandpa fucknose

The old bastard in front of you with his left turn signal on who then turns right.

If grandpa fucknose doesnt step on the gas I am going to scream.

by alan January 22, 2004

Grandpa L

A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.

(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)

by RogerMethod420 May 11, 2022