Derek

A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.

Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek

by heardtangent January 25, 2018

Derek

He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

Derek

An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis

"Derek doesn't have a back" "Derek can not bend down"

by 😉😉😉😉😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉😈😉 June 28, 2019

Derek

Derek is that kind of boy that start to be mean and distant, but more and more as you get to know him, he will become more and more adorable and kind to you. And when he likes someone, he’s such a simp like hard simping, but it’s actually cute when he’s talking about his soul mate. The thing is that when he’s sad, you will feel his pain, and it’s just too much. He likes acting gay and fruity, but he’s straight, you can date him ;)

- Pff, i’m in the same class as Derek..
- And you’re sad? Lucky you! I’m stuck with these idiots..
- Oh.. ok never mind i like that class!!

by lyneko101 December 12, 2021

Derek

A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.

"That's so Derek..."

by Abs Loves Shades of Gray August 23, 2009

Derek

Non-Athletic

Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."

by The_Dudee February 9, 2015

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018