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Cornelius

A name for someone of Asian descent (typically Indonesian) usually knows a thing or two about chemistry and guns.
Cornelius is also someone who'd watch another person fall down 60 flights of stairs and just say "Damn" then pop another joke involving guns or chemistry.
Yoo I watched some guy just stare at a body of someone who fell down 60 flights of stairs and make a joke.

Let me guess, his last name was Cornelius

Bingo...
by Al-shish kabob May 14, 2022
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Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.
Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?
by DrSeaman February 28, 2025
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Ty cornelius

Synonymus with trash, dookie or bad at something. Also means to fail at a simple task.
Wow, I feel like ty cornelius cause i messed ip that easy task
Damn you must be ty cornelius because you are bad at fortnite

Fortnite bloom is so ty cornelius
by Theonespeakeroftruth December 2, 2023
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Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.
Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.
by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025
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Corneliu

Corneliu is that one person that will stick kick your ass , no matter how friends you are. Don’t disrespect a Corneliu, he might be calm at first but you never know when you will end up in a dishwasher. Very friendly guy overall. Never backs up when pressured. Always very romantic and artistic.
It’s so hot outside, wait it’s just Corneliu
by Farael November 22, 2021
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Cornelius

Certainly! Here's a dictionary-style definition for "cornelius":

Cornelius (noun):

1. A person who consistently exhibits excessive efforts to appear impressive or fashionable, often resulting in perceived insincerity or artificiality.
2. A term used colloquially to describe individuals who habitually engage in ostentatious behavior or conspicuous displays of wealth, status, or attractiveness, with the intent to gain admiration or approval from others.
Why are you flexing in front of all those girls? You’re so Cornelius
by Jacob Wheeler the 4th February 14, 2024
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Cornelius

There's something in my cornelius.
by Krogi October 18, 2022
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