Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."
by stryfes13 December 8, 2013

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.
by Faeiju October 12, 2019

when you are in a situation with your friends and you need to peace. just give the old conch shell boost some use.. cup your hands and let out a good "BAAOOOOOOOOST!!!"
by moe.pipes.groove May 23, 2009

A person that breaks toilets constantly farts and has 2 brains cells who loves making dad jokes and Tik toks
by Snack343 August 25, 2019

When it is too windy outside to light your bowl so your friends place their hands around the bowl for you...kinda like how a conch shell protects it's insides.
Hey guys, I can get my bowl lit, can you friendship conch me?
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
Darcie looks like she's struggling, she needs a friendship conch.
by RudeBoyBass May 31, 2011

Those who are indigenous to Key West FL
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch
Plural / conchs
If you live in the keys long enough you become known as a conch
Plural / conchs
My Uncle Tom and Aunt Char have spent so much time in Key West that the locals now refer to them as a conchs.
by B/Can May 17, 2018

by Branden Lee Miller November 6, 2007
