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The classic mistake

when you accidentally eat too many edibles because they taste too good.
"hey dude your doing the classic mistake"
"I know they just taste too good"
by The old man June 28, 2020
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the classic smidge

a phrase describing the smallest amount of health one can have left in a typical video game health bar without being "dead". typically relevent in fighting games, such as street fighter or tekken

comes from the longer: "classic smidge of red health". this term originated from the popular mid 90s RTS command and conquer, where it was common to have a vehicle or infanty unit with only one pixel width of health left, essentially rendering it useless.

can be used as adjective or noun
gamer1: "dood i can't believe you beat me that round.. i had you down the the classic smidge"
gamer2: "yea, comeback of the century"

nerd1: "i had 3 minigunners with just a classic smidge of health left, so i used them as air strike fodder."
nerd2: "werd"
by threadoflength February 15, 2009
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humor in the classroom

trying to make your class laugh w/ corny jokes. has been attempted by a certain math teacher.
get it? it's humor in the classroom! c'mon guys! laugh!
i.e.
factor first
math disco dancing
'the talk' (that one wasnt on purpose tho!)
and many many more.. usually math related corny jokes!
by JackieC January 26, 2004
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The Classical Dilemna

The problem that arises when two friends/acquaintances meet each other, and one prepares for a handshake, while the other comes in for a fist bump.

This usually results in a subsequent change/reversal of greeting method for each party, and in more confusing attempts to combine two incompatible hand formations.
Brad: Hey whats up Tom.
Tom: Whats up Brad.

*Brad extends his hand while Brad puts forward his fist.

Brad: Ah, I see we have stumbled into The Classical Dilemna.
by KrakenHead October 10, 2013
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The Classroom Effect

What happens when your sitting in a classroom and everything seems to be much funnier than it should be.
*flicks an eraser off desk*
*can barely contain laughter*
That’s the classroom effect
by Cpdough18 August 18, 2019
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the classy issue

The Classy Issue is originally a tumblr page, but got so famous its made into a online shop. Also has millions of followers on Instagram. The images found at The Classy Issue collectively define the true definition of classy in its purest form: scantily clad women, graffiti, weaponry, NSFW imagery and a hovering weed haze. We will lift our pinky finger and toast to that.
Damn you look sexy on that picture, i´ll tag the classy issue
by hoehoehoe12345 November 29, 2016
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the classroom slut elf

dm her for nudes
by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
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