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Howard Bakery

Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
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Cocoa Bakery

Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.
Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉
by A foodie November 24, 2021
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Bakery

"Yo is that Callum Ginnifer?" "Yeah look at his bakery"
by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023
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Bearded Bakery

Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
Janette is hairy down there and pregnant. She has a bearded bakery.
by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014
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meat bakery

Sucks the police raided that meat bakery on fith...
by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021
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Bakery

Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
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Running A Bakery

A phrase used to describe a woman with a bad yeast infection.
"Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."

"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
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