Da infamous Washington, D.C.-based sweets-shop that sold all the tasty-but-super-unhealthy ingredients of the Iran-Contra scandal --- orange mcfarlanade, oliver oil, poindextrose. etc. They also often had a sale on Tower cakes, and ran specials on chocolate-chip cookies by the Casey.
I've heard of confectionery-stores' selling all kinds of "sinful delights", but the Howard bakery really "took the cake" for the total rogue's gallery of appallingly-harmful culinary products on its shelves!
by QuacksO December 3, 2018
Get the Howard Bakerymug. Satisfies your sweet tooth and savoury cravings. Gives you a range of exotic foods to choose from. The answer to all your hunger pangs.
Cocoa Bakery, a perfect place to hang out for all your adda sessions, cosy dates or random meetups. 😉
by A foodie November 24, 2021
Get the Cocoa Bakerymug. by BigCheekedRapist October 17, 2023
Get the Bakerymug. Slang term for a full pubis of hair around the vagina, and a play on the "bun in the oven" euphemism for pregnancy.
by nopenowaynohownever March 13, 2014
Get the Bearded Bakerymug. by BeerNuggets October 16, 2021
Get the meat bakerymug. Same as Fishmonger's, barely fucking exist. Now, I will excuse every other store that isn't Tesco's or Morrison's. So let's rant about these shitty bread providers..
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Tesco's and Morrisons have harder bread than shitting diamonds, every time I bite into a sandwich with their sad excuse of bread there is a 1% chance my tooth falls out. How do you mess up BREAD? IT IS LITERALLY FUCKING LIKE 5 PIECES OF WHEAT PUT TOGETHER, HOW DO YOU MESS THAT SHIT UP?
Person2: Uhh, what happened to Person1?
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
Me: He broke the fourth wall so I had to kill him.
Person2: oh.
Me: that's a warning for every person, no person is safe, person2, 3, 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 and above are not safe from my wrath.
Person3: Where is our story about.. y'know.. the Bakery?
Me: Call that shit off.
by Tesco is better than Sainburys April 2, 2024
Get the Bakerymug. "Yo mama's yeast infection is so bad she could run a bakery down there."
"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
"Hey man, how'd last night go?"
"Horrible, she was running a bakery."
by The Tortoise and The Kare October 1, 2010
Get the Running A Bakerymug.