The act of masturbating with a reverse grip (with the thumb and forefinger against the body), so as to simulate another person's hand
I got bored fapping the normal way, so I tried the Swedish Backhand. It works even better than The Stranger!
by vulvaspeed June 9, 2017

by disasteer123 December 16, 2008

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!
Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.
Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!
Verbal Backhand
Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.
Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!
Verbal Backhand
by to cold soup November 5, 2010

1: Backhand Sammy's comin out, I don't want him to, but if u don't shut up...
2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself
2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself
by HeWhoSmokesBitches March 25, 2005

Backhanded Jobin - The act of Dutch Ruddering whist watching "I Love You Man" and texting on your I-phon.
Yo Bromosexual, wanna come pound some brewskis while we appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Sydney Fife? Brah, I'll totes hook you a Backhanded Jobin. It's not gay - cuz your touching your dick, not me.
by I'll See You Some Other Time February 3, 2012

by epyonnxt May 8, 2005

by Brad McCallister June 14, 2008
