teaching building

when you had a stroke trying to search for "school" so you say that

Hey, do you remember the times we spent in the scsah
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Teaching building

by Literally a person November 24, 2019

Teaching the pope how to play darts

Just chilling, killing time and doing nothing in particular

Friend 1: Hey bro, what's good?
Friend 2: Oh you know, just teaching the pope how to play darts

by young reginald February 2, 2021

curtain twitching tosser

Someone who spies on there neighbours

The guy next doors sits at his bedroom window peeping behide the curtain watching me the curtain twitching tosser.

The old lady across the road sits at her window being a curtain twitching tosser, watching and reporting on all her neighbours.

by Kenny Kong March 4, 2014

Dry Hatching

Hatching an egg on Pokemon Go without exercising (riding in a car, trolley, on a horse, ect.)

Ain't no way in Hell I'm walking 10km in the summer sun to hatch an egg, let's go dry hatching!

by PokeMasterInTime July 17, 2016

u/thethingsunsaid

The Redditor that started the "literally just a picture of...." memes.

U/TheThingsUnsaid deserves recognition for his meme style.

by U/Wvblazin September 9, 2018

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

twitching dolphin

Two or more people having sex underwater while twitching and making dolphin sounds. There must also be a trainer with a trainer stick present to properly supervise all dolphin related actvities.

General rules to follow are holding your arms like fins, doing your best to keep your legs together and playful nomming and nipping.

During the twitching dolphin you must be eating raw fish.

"it's rumored that brad pitt and angelina jolie do the twitching dolphin with angelina jolie supervising."

by the ralphing jerry November 3, 2009