testicular success

To reach male orgasm.

After half an hour of fucking with a really tight broad a man will have trouble not achieving testicular success.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Testicular Rasputin

When the hair from your balls grows to such a length that it begins to resemble the long, thick beard of mystical adviser in the court of Czar Nicholas II, Grigori Rasputin.

Dude, jerry showed me his cock and balls last night, and he doesn’t shave around there; he has a serious testicular Rasputin!

by JK_Money June 27, 2020

Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022

testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021

Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.

I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

TESTICULAR MERINGUE

Noun. Semen, cum, skeech, load, nut butter.

I could hardly wait to give her my testicular meringue.

by Rob the Great August 3, 2007