Techyes

Electronic/techno music that can no longer be described by a simple genre because of the exquisite amazingness contained within the song. Thus, necessitating the label "techyes".

Person 1: Dude! Check out my new techyes playlist, it's doper than Floyd Landis!

Person 2: <Reads playlist> Wow, this is techyes!

by McLovin IV January 5, 2009

tēche

The combination of a Hitman, Assassin and Ninja. With all good qualities and no bad qualities. Through rigorous training you can become a tēche. They have a perfect mind and a perfect body and the two are perfectly balanced. Tēches can go from doing highly complex mathematical equations to scaling complete buildings. Tēches though, rarely kill, unless for self defence. They usually knock on their enimies.

Wow! Did you hear Eric became a tēche last night?

by itheeric June 14, 2009

techie incest

A term used by theater kids. Techie incest is when two techies date.

Note: It is NOT incest. It's just frowned upon by fellow techies and some theater directors.

Techie 1: *sees a techie couple holding hands in the hallway* Ughh, techie incest!

Couple: It's not incest! Whatevers.

by BleachFreak August 5, 2008

teclease

slang for take it easy. Usually directed towards kids who are throwing a tantrum.

Fresh Dur started yelling at me because he couldn't find his Skittles so i told him to teclease. He didn't like it one bit.

by TheOGhodge December 14, 2009

techlexia

An astounding ability to misinterpret technical tasks and manuals.

No matter how hard my mom tries, I don’t think she will ever overcome her techlexia enough to use the computer.

by Neil Owen May 3, 2006

Techlebrity

A celebrity in the technology field. Characteristics of a techlebrity may include a large Twitter follower base, frequent attendance at technology conferences, and socializing with other techlebrities, both virtually and in person.

You don't know that guy? He's like a B-list techlebrity!

by TechlebrityGirl April 17, 2012

techie

1.A person who loves technology and IT/gamer culture. Loves computers, internet, anime, video games, dance/electronica music, autotune, anything that is on G4TV. Uses myspace/facebook more than just keeping up with their friends. Usually non-conformists because they are spending their money on cool gadgets than clothes and makeup.
2. A person who is an IT professional or is in a computer science or IT major in college.

1.Bob is a techie. He has the latest gadgets and he knows how to fix and program them too.
2. You better have the techie fix my computer.

by Kyle 230 July 25, 2009