Tebow blocking

Tebowing in a halway, blocking oncoming traffic.

Tebower: "Dude did you see me Tebow blocking today after 1st period?"

Friend: "Yeah man, you absolutely made everybody late."

by tafamustafa December 26, 2011

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Tim Tebowing

To get down on one knee and act like your praying

Guy:*get on one knee with a girl around

Girl: OMG no way are you proposing to me!

Guy: Ew no im Tim Tebowing

by Jep1011 January 7, 2012

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Tebow-ner

To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.

Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.

by S P bucher December 20, 2010

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Tebow Metrics

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

by GatorBone November 18, 2011

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Tebow Time

the last five minutes of any football game where the game winning drive will almost always include ten running plays capped with one pass play of thirty plus yards... concluded with a quarterback draw, thus leaving the opposing team almost no time to mount a comeback.

5 mins left. Bronco's on their own 20 yard line down by a field Goal. Its tebow time everyone.

by raikenxy November 27, 2011

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Tebow Tie

Tea-Bow Tie

1. The act of "Tebowing" in the nude over ones' partner's neck, while in the prone position, thus resting the testicles on the throat giving the effect of a bow tie.

2. See Tebowing as reference
3. Addendum to Kama Sutra, 2012

John got so drunk last night, he gave Steve a Tebow Tie last night.

by Allan Holiday January 2, 2012

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