"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
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