Urinal Poop Swoop

Accidently having an anal evacuation in a urinal, then either picking up the poop and hiding it, or leaving the area and pretending that nothing ever happened...

Luigi: " Jim pulled a Urinal Poop Swoop the other day, at the office, and left a big dukey in one of the urinals!"

Peter: " Yeh, Tom did that the other day, only he hided the poop...When my boss found Toms poop in his desk, he sacked him!"

by GrandPoop September 17, 2010

swoop that bitch

The act of "taking what's yours", i.e. your child, from a woman that you knocked up.

Collin: Did you swoop that bitch?
Josh: Hell yes! You think I'm going to let that woman raise MY child?!

by Thunder Pussy 505 August 5, 2008

Swoonage

a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite sex.

OH MY GOODNESS after watching the FIFA world cup final, I was experiencing some major swoonage. That team is fine!!!

by Mrs.Nadal-Parera July 12, 2010

swooper

The person who makes the first move in new romantic relationships. Typically, one person will be the swooper or more of a swooper than the other person. The swooper is the person who hits on on the other person, asks them out on a date, reaches over to hold their hand the first time, leans in for the first kiss, etc.

Jen: Tell me about how you guys met. Who swooped who?
Maria: We knew each other for a while, but he wouldn't do anything, so I finally had to ask him out.
Rod: Yeah, she's always been the swooper.

by Deekers February 19, 2008

the emo swoop

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.

After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.

by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

swooba

at a high school football game while standing in the bleachers one person on the end pushes the person next to him creating a domino effect which results in people on the ground and other people crying because they got hit

Last night at the game we had a huge swooba and someone got kicked out.

by SwoobaKing10 October 19, 2007

emo swoop

the haircut that all the emo kids have that covers one eye but it pushed to one side of the head in a swooping fashion.

Yo his emo swoop is so low that it's making him depressed.

by Skidizzle September 15, 2008