Sweetpie

Someone you are sure you love and will love for the rest of your life. They are beautiful, sweet, kind, funny and your sure you want to spend the rest of your life with this person. They are and always will be the best person you will ever know. You love them with all your heart and you never want to let them go.

Me : your my sweetpie
Them Yay :D

Sweetpie by IdontLIKElemons October 26, 2012

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Sweltie

An overpowering Mass Hickey given its name by the sheer force of the sucking power such that the remnant is a full-on Welt.

“Well, Mango did it again. He cc’d so many people on his last email about Javier’s sale that he must have given himself carpal tunnel syndrome. It was like he spent hours moistening his lips before he latched on for this one as he really left a bunch of Swelties. I bet that everyone who got the Sweltie had to run to the drug store for some salve. Mango needs to cc himself on some of these just so that he can grasp the feeling of a Sweltie. See Self Sweltie.

Sweltie by btedstrom June 14, 2007

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sweeti

The most supreme being of all time. She is charismatic, one of a kind, outgoing, fun, emotional, loving and a truediamond in the rough. The life of the party...in your pants.

Yo that jizz is from Sweeti.

sweeti by 31RueCambon January 13, 2017