Jersey Swerve

Cutting another vehicle off by swerving directly in front of them for the purpose of changing multiple lanes or taking an exit. Place of origin: New Jersey.

Dude: "I was driving down the middle lane of the Garden State Parkway when I realized the exit was coming up, so I had to pull a Jersey Swerve on some old guy and took the exit ramp at 60 miles an hour."

Old Guy: "What the hell, that dude just pulled a Jersey Swerve on my ass. I'm going to call the state troopers on him."

by Palmerstone May 8, 2008

Sweater Gang

A group of baller ass kids who party harder than anyone else around. They wear sweaters all day every day and look damn good in them.

The classiest group of badass party kids you'll ever meet

Sweater gang was at that party last night and it got outta control!

by OG Sweata October 27, 2011

Ass Sweater

(n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating

1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!

2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Perve Swerve

Deviating one's course to acquire a better view of, or opportunity to interact with a target.

"I had to perve swerve about 90 degrees to get a better angle on that junk."

by Walter F Hillis July 7, 2015

sweaterfish

She or he looks hot until the sweater comes off.

The sweaterfish was looking fine until they got home from the wild and she ran out the door from the beer belly hidden under the sweater.

by Beau the Pro March 20, 2022

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

sweater girl

A heterosexual woman that accompanies a gay male friend to social gatherings, in order to convince others (family members, business associates) that the gay man is straight.

Lance realized early in his Wall Street career that gay men have a glass ceiling above them. When he met his sweater girl Stephanie, he knew immediately that he was going to make partner.

by Phil Ascio July 16, 2008