Singapore Subway

The act of sliding micro machines down a paper towel tube into another person anus

Tim: Hey i am bored do you want to try a Singapore subway

Jill: We are all out of micro machines, if you wait an hour i might be able to pass the ones from last time

by Kevin Getzewich September 5, 2007

subway

1. A train that is used for urban transit
2. A restaurant that serves filling and fresh food, my personal favorite, but jerry didnt lose his weight there

subway resturants will not make you lose weight unless you have one of those "under 6 grams of fat" 6 inch subs without subsause or mayo. TRUE: if you have a 12 inch sub, doesnt matter what sub it is if you add subsause and mayo to it, the sauses alone will be 440 calories... the other ones are relatively heathy though

by o.0 ? December 28, 2005

Subway Twitch

A condition common in sandwich artists whereby any bleeping noise can make them jerk their heads in a flash, concerned that the toaster may have just done a Sub to perfection or that the retarder needs emptying.

*bleeping noise*
Sandwich artist: woah! what was that! *turns head!
" I must rescue the subs"
*sees that no subs are in danger as not currently at work
Friend: "It must be that darn Subway Twitch!"

by Lolkins January 11, 2009

saigon subway

when you insert pvc pipe into someone's ass and roll matchbox cars down it.

I just gave my brother a saigon subway, and then we made out.

by john to the b March 29, 2007

Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

Subway

A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.

Subway is not only for the obese.

by victor August 5, 2004

Sublam

To describe the extreme awesomeness, overhwhelming and uber cool nature of something.

The new millenium way of expressing something to be sublime.

Person 1: Woah that concert was, how do I put it... SUBLAM!

by Dan Dan The Man May 14, 2007