cunning stunt

A spoonerism for "stunning cunt".

My girlfriend has the most gorgeous vagina I have ever fucked. Quite a cunning stunt !

by poo hole December 21, 2012

Stunt Dad

A man who pretending to be a good dad to pick up women, in in contrast to men who are good dads for their children's benefit.

The Stunt Dad at the playground was really annoying; I finally took my son over to the Dads' Group for some relief.

I wish these politicians would cut out the stunt daddery.

by Denverite3 September 6, 2012

Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.

Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.

by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021

stunt purse

A purse or handbag left behind in the work area of a female who has gone temporarily AWOL from her job, but who wishes to mislead co-workers into thinking she is still nearby. A stunt purse normally contains no personal effects of actual value, but may be stuffed with worthless items to give the appearance of being an actively-used accessory.

Wage Slave A: "Girl, I gotta know...how the fuck did you get away with taking a 3-hour lunch break yesterday?"

Wage Slave B: "AAHahaha, those dumb bastards in upper management always fall for the stunt purse trick! Now pass me that crack pipe before you burn your goddamn lips!"

by hecktor dangus, esq. May 5, 2008

hummer stunting

a person who is fronting, who acts cheap, sort of lying

yo you got 5 on it? reply: nah, I don't.
why u hummer stunting?

by Cuban Sensation August 29, 2007

cupid stunt

First letters interchanged of "stupid cunt." While the phenomenon of accidentally interchanging the first letters of adjoining words is not uncommon, use of cupid stunt is generally intentional and merely a way of euphemizing or masking an extremely offensive epithet.

Hey Dickie Roberts, you must be nucking futz you cupid stunt!

by Plebescite November 13, 2003

stunted slime

Someone held in low regard due to their cowardice.

"Viceroy! I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again."

by William March 29, 2003