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strapped in my kayak

When you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours and you need to run some errands. You place your erection upwards against your stomach and tighten your belt to keep it firmly in place.
I took too many dick pills and even after 5 hours I was still rock hard. I had to go buy some avocados so I put on some jeans and strapped in my kayak.
by alcarlin April 3, 2015
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Strapped

When a person is armed, usually with firearms. When a person is strapped it suggests they have weapons on them.
All my niggas be strapped
by MAVRIX May 15, 2016
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strapping a fat lick

A guitarist playing in a live band who is really getting into his playing
Man this is an awesome band! The guitarist rocks
Yeah man, he's strapping a fat lick!
by D. Scotty July 11, 2017
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camera strapping

when a lauryn choked a katie with a camera strap in 7th grade
by Lauren Nutsack January 26, 2017
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double strapped

When two males tie their dicks together

"Yo bro, I'm feelin horny lets double strap."
"Yo man, I'm feelin horny so lets double strap!"
"I just double strapped my boy and it was the best shit ever!"
by Double strap masta January 13, 2015
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strapped

To be prepared for any adverse circumstance that may arise by way of forceful opposition; chiefly violence.

1) Violence - carrying a weapon or being able to handle oneself in a fight due to weapons or physical prowess.

2) Financial, chiefly having the money to embark on a particular engagement.

3) Social - having the social or political capital to achieve the end.
Violence:

a) I got my HK, we're about ready to do this; you strapped?

b) We have to walk through a shady area to get to the house party, you strapped? I'm bringing my switchblade.

c) I'm not worried about those scrawny punks, I'm strapped, but you boys look like you've never seen the inside of the gym. You might wanna bring a bat.

Financial:

A: You can come if you want, but it's $250 minimum a plate not including alcohol.
B: No worries, I'm strapped. We can spring for caviar and Champaign if you want too.
A: Great, we're going to start with the Möet.

a) Social Capital:
A:We're headed to that super high end night club later, buy I don't know if I can get you in the bouncer is a hard ass.
B: I'm strapped. Know the owner and head of security, I'll be on the list. The bouncer can go fuck himself.

b) Political capital
A: Are we going to face any opposition from the senator?
B: We're strapped. He owes us for our Iraq vote and we have photos of him with an underage prostitute.
by fanger8me March 17, 2013
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straphanger

someone from new york or new jersey and uses the word 'summer' as a verb. derived from the legend that they hang from straps on the subways.
come june all the straphangers will be coming back to summer on the island.
by dave4817 November 23, 2004
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