Straight

"Straight" means that you love the opposite gender that you are. Ex. Boy fucks Girl.

I, the typist of this sentence and the definition, am the straightest man alive!

by Kamrin Kulbrt October 21, 2015

Straight

Mental illness

Son: I'm straight
Mom: How dare you! Disgusting child...

by pppower69 September 17, 2020

Straight

Being straight is being attracted to only males which is not okay. You can be gay,bi,transgender, lesbian, asexual etc.. but being straight is really not okay. If you’re straight you’re mentally and physically ill.

Ryland:Hey man wanna go protest for lqbtq+ rights?

brad:No dude I’m straight I don’t wanna seem gay.
Ryland:what...the...fuck.

by alkalb September 16, 2020

Straight

Straight: A mental illness affecting the limbic system of the brain.
Scientifically know as : Heterosexual
People suffering from the symptoms of heterosexuality may do things such as:
Like Grey's Anatomy.
Harm innocent fish by stabbing them in the roof of their mouth for fun.
Disliking the Television show "Friends" without ever watching one episode.
Voting right wing
As you can see all of these are quite brutal and if not treated quickly they must be euthanized.
Cures:
Frogs
Thinking : Oh wow (my gender) is pretty goddamn hot too
DISCLAIMER: HETEROSEXUALITY IS NOT LETHAL WHILE IN A TRANS/NON-BINARY PERSON

That meth head down the road looks like hes a straight one.
That E-boy that you see on tiktok is totally straight.

by 🐸child of frog September 19, 2020

Straight

To smoke weed without mixing any tobacco with it.

"Do you smoke 'straight'? I chop it up with scissors and mix it with 'spin'."

by Diego September 4, 2003

straight

Straight was a noun used in the late 70's to early 80's to define persons who were not into punk, drugs or David Bowie.

fucking straights making fun of us? Fuck them.

by steve elm August 20, 2009

On a Straight

Where two friends go for dinner but have no sexual attraction to each other

Hi dan would you like to go on a Straight with me ?

by Danmaca October 11, 2015