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Swooping

A term used by commissioned salespeople to describe the act of stealing a customer from another salesperson. Swooping is a thing that often happens by accident. When salespeople swoop on purpose, it makes them into a swooper, and swoopers are dicks.
-Dave: "Weren't you showing that customer those camera lenses?"
-Sarah: "Yeah, but I went to go check the backstock and Nick swooped me."

-Dave: "I hate Nick. He is always swooping my deals!"
Sarah: "Yeah, what a dick."
by Mr Cnowledge February 15, 2015
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stoopin

Used most often to describe a group of homies sitting on the front porch observing the crack deals.

First and most often used in Portsmouth, VA.
Look at dem foos over dere, dey be stoopin for half the day!
by bluntedboy April 25, 2004
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Skooping

The process of which one skypes while pooping.
Hey mom, I'm just skooping with my best friend.
by Ajlatan Reznib May 16, 2011
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Swooping Cocksucker

While driving on a highway with more than 3 lanes of traffic going the same direction, exiting the highway in the shortest amount of time from the travel lane furthest from the exit. (Extra points for narrowly missing drivers in the adjacent lanes while exiting!)
The exit came up so quickly while I was texting that I had to expertly perform a swooping cocksucker!
by grbjdealer July 24, 2019
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Browser Snooping

When an overly curious parent goes through their teenage child's search history in order to find traces of pornography.
Mother: Have you watching porn?

Son: Well, I gues you'll just have to go browser snooping to find out!
by BingGoogle January 5, 2011
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The Swooping Eagle

When are girl is giving you head, you suddenly pull away and as she looks up confused, you shout "JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE" and blow your load in her eyes.
I was giving my boyfriend oral sex when he pulled away without warning. As I looked up at him to see what was wrong, he screamed “JUSTICE RAINS FROM ABOVE!” and shot his load in my eyes.

The Swooping Eagle, When you drop down off a ledge and kill your opponent; usually while playing COD or Halo
by CAMPERL33T August 25, 2017
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Ball stomping

The kink of having your balls layed on a table and getting them stomped on.
by Yo momma part 24 January 18, 2022
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