When you sneak behind a random person dancing, or ideally some couple grinding on the dance floor and make spastic pelvic thrusts and other sexual gestures (i.e. ass slapping) from behind the unknowing target. Also can be equally effective and hilarious when done behind any person bending over for any reason, as in tying their shoe.
by Stealth Grinder August 13, 2010
Get the Stealth Grind mug.The mysterious ability girls develop in long term relationships to pooh without smell or sound so that you never, ever, on pain of death catch them laying cable.
(to girlfriend in bathroom) "Hey honey, you gonna be long in there?"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
"No sweetie, just flossing"
(to himself) "Yeah right, taking a stealth pooh more like"
by Steveo-W February 19, 2008
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being able to listen to music or watch movies on your ipod during school classes
also known as stealth ipoding
also known as stealth ipoding
guy 1: hey dude how much did physics today suck!
guy 2: didnt really notice i was watching a movie on my ipod
guy 1: man, your awesome at stealth ipoding
guy 2: didnt really notice i was watching a movie on my ipod
guy 1: man, your awesome at stealth ipoding
by gracieloup March 5, 2010
Get the stealth ipod mug.When your partner comes off like the nicest person in the world, but really hoes around behind your back. The moment you catch them doing anything in a hoe manner, they try to pull it off like nothing ever happened even when you and her both know the truth.
Wow would you take a look at her! She's the nicest person in the world! No she isn't... watch her closely she's a stealth hoe!
by thegodofgods December 7, 2010
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Beki Eaton Is a stealth whale
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Whale Surfacing
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Whale Surfacing
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by Stealthwhaler August 14, 2011
Get the stealth whale mug.The act of capturing on camera a person pretending to bum or "shadow bumming" an unaware person.
If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.
If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.
If you successfully pull off a stealthbum you are awarded one credit.
If the unaware person becomes aware the stealthbum will become null and void and not count in the scoring.
"Duncan take a picture of me while I stealthbum this old lady while she picks up her bags of groceries.."
"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."
<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>
Duncan takes the picture:
<click>
Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.
"Ok Simon, let me get my camera-phone out..."
<Simon stands prone over the old lady adopting the bumming position as the old lady bends over>
Duncan takes the picture:
<click>
Much laughter and hilarity ensues and later they recount stories of the stealthbumming that was achieved that day.
by Palmdogger October 7, 2011
Get the Stealthbumming mug.The girlfriend was out for the count and I was feeling the urge so had a quick stealth dip without disturbing her.
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