Kyl-Statement

When you make up a statistic to justify your lie. Then, when you are called out on the lie you claim that it was not a factual statement.

1.If you want an abortion you go to planned parenthood, that is well over 90% of what planned parenthood does.

That was not intended to be a factual statement, but rather to illustrate that it does happen.

2. Eric : Did you know that 90% of people make up statistics.

Jim : Eric, we all know that you are using kyl-statement.

by Mr Zhir May 1, 2011

reflexisive statement

See self-referential.

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

Vague Statement

The act of something that is actually true and real that doesn't need proof but say this word

Person 1: Dude, You're gay
Person 2: How?
Person 1: Vague statement

by Joãoo January 27, 2021

The statement fucker

When someone tells you something and you get really excited, and then you realize that he lied

Him: It's pizza on thursday.

you: Omg that's awesome

Him: just kidding

You: fux off the statement fucker

by salemalfakir June 25, 2010

Subsequent Loop of Redundant Statements

When someone has very little ambition to expand their vocabulary, they end up repeating a word or phrase too many times in a sentence. Its different from Pleonasm in the way that pleonasm pertains to one subject in a sentence. SLRS
just happens when a person is being a complete fucking idiot.

Subsequent Loop of Redundant Statements - "so my boyfriend was gonna be all like going to the store 2 buy a fifth and then I was all like grab some cigs too and then he was all like bitch I don't get paid till thursday"

by thefirstzappafan1 October 24, 2011

statement department

the department that makes political statements

I was refered to the statement department so they could tell the the statement I wanted to hear.

by Mr. Statement generator July 11, 2010

statement bail

When you bail on someone to make a statement that they don't run your lives. For example: the person you're talking to asks you to hang out and assumes you will drop everything to hang out with them. You bail to make a statement that they don't run your life.

I wanted to hang out with them, but I always go where he is. I think I'm going to statement bail.

by Kaceymac August 12, 2017